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Here's the sounds. That wasn't so bad, was it? Coming soon (I hope): Sounds and pictures from all 3 original Shaft movies!
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stepoff.wav (48976 bytes) |
From the Shaft Y2K trailer! Roundtree Shaft to Jackson Shaft: You're too hot man, you gotta step off a bit. |
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50BUCKS.WAV
(46412 bytes) |
Shaft: I get fifty bucks an hour... plus expenses! |
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BLAKSHIT.WAV (26571 bytes) |
Lt. Androzzi: Aw come on Shaft, what is it with this Black shit? |
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CAUCASN.WAV (38244 bytes) |
Shaft: You're a very wise caucasian, Vic. |
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CHAIR.WAV (56951 bytes) |
Lt. Androzzi: Have a chair, John. Shaft: I don't like your chair. |
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CLOSEIT.WAV (157364 bytes) |
Shaft: Looks like you're gonna have to close it yourself, shitty! |
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COLDSHIT.WAV (88244 bytes) |
Willie: That's some cold shit, throwing my man Leroy out the window. Just picked my man up and threw him out the Goddamned window. |
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COOLIT.WAV (48070 bytes) |
(anonymous Black revolutionary type): Cool it, man.
Shaft: You cool it, boy! |
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CUTCRAP.WAV (32656 bytes) |
Shaft: Cut the crap, man, this is Shaft. |
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DEADCAT.WAV (42873 bytes) |
(anonymous Black revolutionary type): You're a shrewd cat,
Shaft.
Shaft: You and your boys blow it and I'll be one dead cat. |
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DONTJIVE.WAV (23562 bytes) |
Shaft: Don't jive me! |
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GETLAID.WAV (183160 bytes) |
Sgt. Hannon (Androzzi's partner): Hey, where the hell are you going, Shaft?
Shaft: To get laid, where the hell are you going? |
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GETUBMPY.WAV (10431 bytes) |
Shaft: I'll get you, Bumpy. |
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KINDAJOB.WAV (16928 bytes) |
Shaft: What kind of fucking job are you talking about? |
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LAYONME.WAV (25430 bytes) |
Shaft: What you trying to lay on me, huh? |
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LIKEWAR.WAV (21888 bytes) |
Shaft: Looks like war coming, huh? |
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LOOKBABY.WAV (11087 bytes) |
Shaft: Look, baby. |
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LOVEYOU.WAV (86789 bytes) |
Shaft's woman: I love you. Shaft: Yeah, I know... take it easy. (Editor's note: this quote is echoed years later in The Empire Strikes Back.) |
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MACHINE.WAV (84745 bytes) |
Shaft: I got to feeling like a machine. That's no way to feel. |
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MNRTYFLK.WAV (44442 bytes) |
Shaft: It warms my Black heart to see you so concerned about us minority folks. |
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MUSHMTH.WAV (61590 bytes) |
Shaft: That's 'cause us Black folk talk mush-mouth, Lieutenant. |
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NOTHIN.WAV (35528 bytes) |
Shaft: Ben, you got nothin' I want! |
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NOWAYBAB.WAV (10143 bytes) |
Shaft: No way, baby. |
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OFFMYBAK.WAV (20170 bytes) |
Shaft: Get off my back, huh? |
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PROBLEMS.WAV (198236 bytes) |
Shaft's woman: You got problems, baby?
Shaft: Yeah, I got a couple of 'em. I was born Black, and I was born poor. |
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PRTYOVER.WAV (145224 bytes) |
Shaft: Party's over... you got to split. Some other time, huh... same feelings, same place. |
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RIGHTON.WAV (10229 bytes) |
Shaft: Right on! |
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RUNWORTH.WAV (132176 bytes) |
Shaft: When you lead that revolution, Whitey better be standing still... 'cause you don't run worth a damn no more! |
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STAYLOOS.WAV (21463 bytes) |
Shaft: Stay loose, baby. |
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STRATBAB.WAV (15042 bytes) |
Shaft: We're straight, baby. |
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SUEASS.WAV (25286 bytes) |
Shaft: ...and I'll sue your goddamn ass for false arrest! |
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TCB.WAV (39009 bytes) |
Shaft: Right now I gotta take care of some business. |
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THNXBRO.WAV (16874 bytes) |
Shaft: Thanks, brother. |
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THREATEN.WAV (30905 bytes) |
Shaft: Threatening my livelihood is a violation of my rights, isn't it, Vic? |
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UBELEVIT.WAV (7460 bytes) |
Shaft: You believe it. |
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UPYOURS.WAV (23988 bytes) |
Shaft: Up yours, baby. |
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WILLIE.WAV (43646 bytes) |
Shaft: Why don't stop playing with yourself, Willie? |
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YOUGOT.WAV (26936 bytes) |
Shaft: Just say what you got, man. |
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simpsonsshaft.mp3 (816292 bytes) |
A bonus sound from another source...
Bart Simpson: Who's the Black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
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